Organic Food Box: Omlette (not healthy)

Cooking with organic ingredients is useless unless you can cook it with a sausage or bacon. Preferably both.

A Vote For Nutrition

Ducks Intolerant - Seth McFarlane

Good For U! S.A.

Way to go!! The much alluded to rocking of the vote finally happened in a real way. Didn't Michelle Obama look great?

I have to say I'm only a little disappointed by the number of near wins (anything over 42% in my book) McCain had. That's a lot of disgruntled people. The next huge task will be hoping President Obama doesn't get assassinated. Don't act like you haven't thought about it. I'm hoping I don't wake up tomorrow and it's (I'm not entirely sure what "it" is) over before it begins.

Ok People...

I hope we all voted with our conscience and our common sense. This is the most informed I've ever been about an entire election. I've spoken to 2 other couples (hmmmm...all unmarried, BTW) who seriously sat down w/ the ballots and the books, and the pamphlets and really analyzed each "line item" for what it is/was and didn't just vote the party line. All careful investment and discussion on the topics + the debates, etc. I'm a terrible American because I can't swear I'll always be this informed about what I think is going on, but this is the first year I really felt proud for being informed AND that my vote might actually count. I've been wrong before though and I'll be very mad if this country fucks up this election. I mean, every state isn't California and not every one votes. It's a deal breaker people, just do it if you can.

More Proof That McCain's Given Up...

but Palin won't.



You've probably already seen this, but in case you haven't, here it is.

More importantly, Starbucks, Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme are giving away free stuff for voting. Or not even, You just tell them you voted. Some kinda law thing...Anyway, I'll keep you updated on free things on Nov. 4. Just vote. I know you can do it, if you haven't already that is!!

BTW, EARLY VOTING in San Francisco: 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Friday; 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. San Francisco City Hall.

Oh, and I'll bet I didn't tell you that my Dad is actually voting Democratic this year!! I think it's because he now has a Grandchild AND a retirement plan. Awesome.

Separated At Birth?

Left: Capital City Goofball; Right: Philadelphia Phanatic

You see it, right?

Swordfight w/out A Beard

Uh, gents it's probably good if you stop reading right now.

OMG. Marc Jacobs hired Tom Ford as an assistant at Perry Ellis?! How did I not know this? Should I LOL or PMP (an acronym that I'm trying to make famous: Pee My Pants. Has it been done? Oh, of course it has. I haven't had an original idea in years.). Maybe I'll just do both. Also not original.

Under the same high fashion faggotry guise, is it not at least little slap in the face to the proles that Dita Von Teese's Halloween Costume is...not?

"For Halloween, I'm going to look like a normal girl, put some bronzer on, some spray tan on and wear some jeans. People will ask me where my costume is!

I would never do this in normal life, that's why I'll do it at Halloween. It's a bit funny and people think I'm not wearing a costume but I really am."

No. I am not John Galliano's latest muse, nor have I ever sat in a huge martini glass, NOR had sex or lived with with Marilyn Manson (ew!), but if HAD, I wouldn't openly mock the normals for their meager attempts at beauty or comfort. In a moment of unusual, unlady-like behaviour, Miz Von Teese has made herself quite the ugly swan. I'm generally a fan, but this is a definite case of breaking the first tenet of lady-like behaviour: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And that goes for ladies of all kinds, sorts and classes. The sound of a check cashing is silent, Dita.


Ok, it's now safe for everyone to start reading again.

Semi Precious Weapons - "Semi Precious Weapons"

Thank you Citizen Brown for the HAWT hook up.

Makin' A List...

For all of you who didn't know that Christmas has now been approved to start in Sept., here's one thing that almost seems worth your money. It's published independently, but it's being distributed by the corporation of Barnes and Noble. Methinks this will likely disappoint 80% or so of the population that would buy it because it's not what they want it to be, but isn't that the nature of this beast?

Did I ever tell you I went, and by went I mean paid to see, to the Old Man's "speaking engagement"? The term "speaking" is loose, but consarnit, he was there, engaging. I cannot say w/ absolute certainty that he was three sheets to the wind, but I believe he was. He had his handlers assist a young lady from the audience to his dressing room in the middle of the "engagement". He also was about to accept a nitrous balloon from an audience member before a handler quickly intervened, much to his dissatisfaction. In the moment, it was not what I wanted it to be, but I now see it was what it was. A great, and possibly lucrative, way for him to shake his moneymaker in the most simple way, to an adoring demographic w/ disposable income. Admirable, really. I don't think he didn't deserve my money. Mr. Thompson, how we do miss you, especially now.

Go David Letterman!!

This is priceless. Perfectly funny. See/read about David Letterman SO not feeling Lauren Conrad, that he was compelled to tell her she's the problem. HAWT. When's the last time a host really even TRIED to go for the starlet/aspiring designer jugular? Not nearly enough. Now if only I could figure out how to have him tell some of the fuckers I know the exact same thing.

Nah. I'll do it myself.

If you do not know who Lauren Conrad is, you are a better human being than I. Really. You are.

Giant Bunny 2.0