Election Day:Obama Crimes? Then Vote For McCain

November 4, 2008 by reneeabaker

                FOUR  REASONS  TO  VOTE  “AGAINST”  OBAMA….

1. OBAMA  will give ILLEGAL ALIENS:

               a.  Driver’s Licenses

               b.  Welfare Payments

               c.  Free Tuition (at State Colleges and Universities)

2.  OBAMA will “bankrupt” the COAL INDUSTRY.   (Some 30 states “rely” on the Coal Industry.  Meaning “bread lines” for “coal miners”  in) :

               a.  Pennsylvania

               b.  Ohio

               c.  Virginia

3.  OBAMA will “Redistribute The Wealth”.   Meaning he’ll “take from the Haves” and “give to the Have Nots”.

4.  OBAMA has “Bad  Associations”:

              a.  Tony Rezko

              b.  Mel Reynolds

              c.  Bill Ayers

NOTE:  OVER “1 Billion Dollars” has been spent on the 2008 Presidential Race.  There are 180 million registered American voters.  Some 140 million Americas are expected to vote.    

                              VOTE  and  VOTE  FOR  MCCAIN

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GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY’S: MICROSOFT DEAL

November 4, 2008 by reneeabaker

                                         NEW   VISTAS…..

                           microsoft-vista

Renee Ashley Baker’s “New Deal” is with Microsoft….

        Renee Ashley Baker will broadcast a “Live Internet Show” (that will be five minutes long) from her home in Monaco Monte Carlo.  Renee Ashley Baker will “own the five minute shows” (100% ownership) and Microsoft will PAY TO RENEE ASHLEY $1 million dollars PER YEAR to advertise/sponsor these “five minute shows”.  

       (Renee’s Aside:  “Thank you Mr. Gates” ) …PLUS… Renee Ashley Baker will also keep her $50,000 a year salary as “ChairWoman/Founder” of  the Kennedy Family’s “Special Olympics 2″ ; and  Renee Ashley Baker will keep her $3-5 million dollar cash advance from Harper Collins to write her ”Special Olympics 2″ charity works book titled, “How I Became Special Envoy For The Kennedy Family” ;  and Renee Ashley Baker will keep her $3 million dollar condominium in Boston and Renee Ashley Baker will keep her condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo (Renee Ashley Baker will become a “citizen” of Monte Carlo and will reside in Monaco Monte Carlo 12 months out of the year)….. 

 PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Mink Coat (I’ll Be Buying A Mink Coat In Boston)

grosvenor-of-canada-furs

Above, Grosvenor of Canada

Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s Designer Furs (In Colours)

                                               furcoatcolours

Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite “Walker Shoe” 

blue-blue-blue-suede-jimmy-choo

“Blue, Blue, Blue Suede Shoes” by Jimmy Choo

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite “Make Up Artist” (For Ritz Boston Photo Session):

Celestine.com

and….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photographers:

Snowdon, Harry Benson, Bruce Webber, Patrick DeMarchelier, Peter Lindberg, Mark Selger, David Sims, Pavel Antonov, Solve Sundsbo, Bill Berstein, Chris Von Wagenheim, Gilles Bensimon, Irving Penn….

AND….

RE:  STILL NO TO COWTOWN DENVER.  Denver Colorado is “still trying to shake me down” (extort me) for money.  Colorado Govenor Bill Ritter “still”  BELONGS IN PRISON for “aiding and abetting racketeering and extortion”.  (Is Bill Ritter a member of a  Mexican “drug trafficking cartel? )….and….Still No to Warner Bros, No to Universal, No to NBC network, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to CBS Network, No to Gale Hurd and No to Gail Katz (Both Gale Hurd and Gail Katz will “go to prison” for coercion and extortion).  No to Madonna (Madonna is a “Dog”).  No to rap music, No to the “Music Industry”.

AND….Renee Ashley BAker still does NOT like Mexicans….

(READ MORE ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW)

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History Monday: Me, My Mother (and no to Gale)

October 20, 2008 by reneeabaker

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Ballet Dance Number

(The above “costume” –my costume–is on my Tripod Website)

plus….

                                          

Renee Ashey Baker’s Mother (”The Beautiful Mrs. B”) at a party in The Hamptons I believe….

plus

To The Worldwide Press/Media

From: Renee Ashley Baker

 Seven magazines  will buy (purchase) “13 Photographs” taken of Renee Ashley Baker at The Ritz Hotel in Boston.  These seven magazines are: Newsweek, US, New York Times Magazine, WWD, International Herald Tribune, USA Today, and Vanity Fair.  (I will be wearing Chanel and Jimmy Choo in the photographs).

2.  There will be No TV Shows and No Motion Pictures.  (Like I previously stated I will ONLY do “charity work” at $50,000 a year for the Kennedy family’s “Special Olympics 2″).

3.  I will accept $3-5 million dollars from Harper Collins for my book: “How I became Special Envoy for the Kennedy Family”. 

4.  I will live six months out of the year in Boston and I will live the other six months out of the year in Monaco Monte Carlo.

5.  To the FBI and To the DEA:

    re:  3000 W. Yale

  The residents of 3000 W. Yale are “lowlife, filthy dogs” who I will get “Federal restraining orders against” (and file Federal criminal charges against) for coercion, extortion, and racketeering under the RICO Statutes.  The “lowlife Dogs” residing at 3000 W. Yale THREATENED the life of U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy.

     The SEC and the FBI need to “investigate” the FED X/Kinkos.

6.  STILL NO.  My answer is still “NO” to football.  No to  C-list, “shakedown” cowtown Denver.  No to Madonna (Madonna is a “Dog”), No to CBS Network, No to NBC Network, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner Bros.  No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.  No to ABC Network, NO to the music industry, (I hate rap music). No to California ( I am NOT going to California) and “NO” to $11 million dollars.

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GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY’S DEBATES

October 15, 2008 by reneeabaker

                                   

“NO”  TO $11 MILLION DOLLARS

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want $11 million dollars so COWTOWN DENVER HAS TO STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT $11 million dollars….I will “wear a wire” for the FBI).

also….

                     DON’T MISS THE DEBATES…..TONIGHT!

                                   

                           Renee Ashley Baker will “vote for” John McCain

 

plus….

NO TO  ABC NETWORK

I , Renee Ashley Baker, am “NOT” going to accept any tv series acting jobs.  Not on ABC Network and Not on Fox Network.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT going to “act in television”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, also am NOT going to accept any “movie acting jobs” either UNLESS—UNLESS:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Star” of the motion picture;  (2) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Executive Producer” of the motion picture; (3) unless Disney Motion Picture Distribution distributes the motion picture and (4) unless my leading men are: Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Richard Gere, and possibly Kevin Costner and Brad Pitt. 

(IF–If–I decide to Executive Produce the motion picture with U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy as co-producer/consultant I will receive a $53.5 million dollar advance from Disney Corporation.   I , Renee Ashley Baker, will “sign this $53.5 million dollar motion picture distribution contract” with Disney Corporation while I am in Hyannisport Massachusettes….)

ONLY  CHAIRWOMAN:

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to accept a $50,000 a year job to work for “Special Olympics 2″.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “act” as “Chairwoman”  for “Special Olympics 2″.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, will accept $3-5 million dollars from Harper Collins.  Harper Collins will publish my autobiography:  “How I Became The Special Envoy For The Kennedy Family”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Boston Massachusettes (in my $3 million dollar condominium) six months out of the year and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Monaco Monte Carlo six months out of the year….read “One Exception” (at bottom of page)….

STILL NO TO COWTOWN DENVER.  And Still No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.  (I will ask a  U.S. Federal Judge to make Gale Hurd and Gail Katz “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker.  Still “NO” to Madonna, No to Universal/NBC, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner Bros, No to the “music industry” , No to rappers/No to rap music).

ONE EXCEPTION:  The one “exception” being James Bond.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will Star as–I mean–I,  Renee Ashley Baker , will “portray” a “Bond Girl” in a James’ Bond movie IF– IF–the James Bond movie is filmed in Europe (meaning ON the European continent).

PLUS….

The employees at the Kinkos/Fed Ex  in Denver had better NOT threaten to “beat anybody else up”.  (I have already told the FBI about their previous threats).  AND ….I DO NOT LIKE MEXICANS…..

above, Renee Ashley Baker, as “The Mermaid”

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Glamorous Wednesday: Breast Cancer Month (to be completed)

October 8, 2008 by reneeabaker

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GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY: OPERA!

September 24, 2008 by reneeabaker

                                        

                                NOTABLES

To See (and behold)….

“DOCTOR  ATOMIC” …. J. Robert Oppenheimer “the opera”

and….

“EXILED” …. Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “To The Victoire Goes The Spoiled”….

and….

NO TO “THE PHIPPS FAMILY”. 

        I’VE ALREADY SAID “no” to Colorado so–this means “NO” to the “third string” Phipps Family of Colorado.   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have the Kennedy’s and the Rockefellers, Okay?

and….

   I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “going to move to Boston” to work with Senator Edward M Kennedy.  (I’ll have my “favorite” winter food –Clam Chowder–once a week during the winter and I’m looking forward to  “Senator Kennedy’s Chowder”).

    IF–IF–I decide to “Executive Produce” a motion picture I will sign with DISNEY MOTION PICTURE DISTRIBUTION .   Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an output deal valued at $53.5 million dollars.  U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy will “remain” my co-producer/consultant. 

    However, at this writing, NO Motion Picture, NO TV Show and NO book….

Renee Ashley Baker’s leading men (at Disney):  MEL GIBSON, HARRISON FORD, VAL KILMER, TOM CRUISE, BRAD PITT, RICHARD GERE,

   

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NO TO GIRLS AND NO TO WARNER BROS

September 16, 2008 by reneeabaker

I DON’T LIKE GIRLS AND RICHARD PARSONS WILL “GO TO PRISON”….J

PLUS….

now….FOR WEDNESDAY….”A BOSTON TEA PARTY”….

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I WOULD SIT FOR HOURS PLAYING WITH ME TEA SET ON OUR WINDOWSILL…..”  –Renee Ashley Baker

1st:  What To Serve: (A primer On Tea): Read “The french ARt of Tea” by Mariage Freres

2nd:  How To Serve:  (A Silver Tea Set): A four piece set by Christofle

3rd:  What To Wear: (A Rose Of Course):  How about a pair of crisp Chanel denim jeans and top with a silk bow blouse and a tweedy, ruffled jacket by Cynthia Rose.

4th:  Who To Invite: (An Invitation To Tea):  Why not use “Invitations by Asch for Fauchon and Bernardaud.  (Asch designed invitations for the wedding of Marie Chantal Miller to Prince Pavlos of Greece in 1994 and she also designed invites for a spectacular “$53 million dollar” wedding that took place over 6 days in Paris France and included a night at Versailles.

5th:  Where:  Boston’s Nob Hill (A Perfect Place For A Tea party):  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be serving tea at my new $3 MILLION DOLLAR CONDOMINIUM in Boston Massachusettess (that I’m buying with a loan from Senator Edward M. Kennedy).  In addition to furnishings from Shoenbek (chandeliers) Christofle (silver) Limoges (china) Waterford (cristal) and Roche Bobois (furnishings)–I will add prescious and beautiful items from Rose Cottage (based in Peakskill New York)

NO TO GALE’S/NO TO GAIL’S  (GALE’S/GAIL’S WILL “BE SENT TO PRISON”)

Note:  My answer is still “NO” to Denver.  NO MONEY AND NO PAYROLL.  The “criminals” stalking me around Denver have to “rob a bank” or “set up a meth lab”.  And since I’m “crazy’ then Denver will LEAVE ME ALONE.  (The FEdex keeps harassing me because they are organized crime too)

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Friday: The Future Is Boston Massachusettes

September 12, 2008 by reneeabaker

 

 But first ….

 NOW SHOWING:  AT  A  THEATRE  NEAR  YOU

Movie To See:  “I.O.U.S.A” (opened August 27th) at selected theatres near you.  This film is a “documentary” about the United State’s $53 Trilion Dollar Debt.

“I.O.U.S.A” was produced by U.S. Comptroller General David Walker.  His “3 Step” recovery program for this bad  U. S. economy ?   First, he says:

1.  Stop Digging

2.  Have A Plan

3.  Have Means and Mechanisms (so you don’t fall back into debt).

See the movie (or read the book)

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S BOSTON ….In A Bubble ?

                               

“BOSTON BUBBLE CITYSCAPE”  by  howlinhill on Flickr

and

“HELLO BOSTON SOCIETY HERE I COME”   says Renee Ashley Baker

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to the movie business and my answer will stay “NO”.   Also “NO” to Emmys.  (This means “NO” to TV).   

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, will give COCKTAIL PARTIES in Boston and give CHARITY PARTIES in Boston to benefit Special Olympics, the Riverkeepers,  and the American Cancer Society.  There’ll be BELUGA CAVIAR triangles and the MOET will flow….

and….the party dresses will “rustle”

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s “little black dress” in Boston…. 

                                        

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s “royal purple” in Boston

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s Chinchilla  in Boston….

(The above looks like a coat that I owned a long time ago but…. was of course “faux chinchilla”)

Renee Ashley Baker’s “White Wedding?”

(above, Chanel wedding gown shown at Chanel’s 2008 fall/winter couture show in Paris)…..

DEAR MR KARL LAGERFELD (Captain of Chanel): Can you make the above dresses freebies so I don’t  have to attend Boston cocktail parties wearing my slip ?  (Mr. Jimmy Choo is giving me “free shoes”)….

Plus….NO TO DENIRO, NO TO VIGGO MORTENSON, AND NO TO COERCION:    This “organized crime” cowtown called Denver Colorado  is still trying to “extort me” when I’ve decided that there will be No movie production, no book and no tv show.  The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library is now trying to “coerce me” to do business with Viggo Mortenson.  Viggo Mortenson will “GO TO PRISON”. 

Denver’s “poor” have to “do WITHOUT” Renee Ashley Baker’s help and Denver’s “poor” have to SET UP A METH LAB  or  ROB A BANK.

2.  The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library keep saying that I am going to meet some “Italians with publishers”.   These Italians will “GO TO PRISON TOO”.  I am NOT  going to “meet any Italians”.  And no Italian is my son–I have NO SON who is Italian. 

3.    The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library keeps trying to “force me” into motion picture production but I will NOT allow any movie production.   

4.   I don’t care whether Denver “respects” crazy or not Denver is NOT  going to get any “papers” from crazy Renee Ashley Baker.  So Denver is going to LEAVE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ALONE about papers.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “NUT HOUSE” so–Denver had better LEAVE ME ALONE about money.   I “Tore Up” the papers so leave me alone here in Denver.  I “Tore Up” the book so leave me alone here in Denver.  There will be “NO Book”.   I “Tore Up” the book so that Denver “criminals” couldn’t break into my house and steal papers.  Shirley, Fofi, Rosa Ann, Black Barbara, Black Beggin Megan, Cindy, and Mexican Jesse should all “go to prison” for “COERCION” “EXTORTION” and “RACKETEERING”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “Crazy” so what does Denver keep bothering me about for ?   I WILL NOT accept $10 million dollars.  I DO NOT WANT $10 million dollars. 

5.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am CRAZY and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  just  going to “sit in Boston” in my $3 million dollar condominium that I’m buying with $3 million dollars I’m getting from Senator Edward M Kennedy.   I’m NOT going to “sit here in Denver”.   I AM going to sit in BOSTON.   I WANT Boston Massachusettes where I will live for the 25-40 years.  I will not accept $10 million I will only accept a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston that I’m getting from Senator Edward M Kennedy.

6.  I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM LEAVING FOR BOSTON ON SUNDAY ….

7.  DENVER WILL NEVER NEVER TELL RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WHAT TO DO.  DENVER WILL STOP “EXTORTING” RENEE ASHLEY BAKER.  

8.  NO TO MADONNA (Madonna is still the “Dog” that I’m not going to let sniff up underneath my dress and Lourdes is still a “Dog” too).  NO to Warner, No to Warner Bros.  No To Gale Hurd and No to Gail Katz .  Both Gale Hurd and Gail Katz will “GO TO PRISON” for extortion, coercion and racketeering.  NO to CBS, No to NBC, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, NO to singers and No to the music industry.

9.  SCROLL DOWN….

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Glamorous Wednesday: Renee Loves…..

September 10, 2008 by reneeabaker

 

Country (view Renee Ashley Baker’s people below)….

  Billy Ray Cyrus (Achy Awsome)

                    

Taylor Swift (Beautiful in evening gowns)  

            

           Oak Ridge Boys (still with Elvira)

                                                                   

Faith Hill (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mississippi Queen)     

 

Miranda  Lambert (What and Lead ? )

                           

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Jewel, Sugerland , Judd….

PLUS…RENEE ALSO LOVES….

Chanel Paris France (below)

 

 and….Renee Loves

          

Boots for Winter (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Boots)

PLUS….RENEE LOVES….

NM 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will purchase a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston (with a real estate loan from Senator Edward M Kennedy of course).  I will hire Neiman Marcus’ interior design service to decorate my Boston condominium.   Roche Bobois maybe?

RENEE LOVES “1919″

 

                                     

Belated Good-bye to Sir Edmund Hillary from Renee Ashley Baker

Sir Edmund Hillary,  born in 1919,  in Auckland New Zealand was the first to scale Mount Everest in 1953.   So….Good-bye Hillary AND HELLO SARAH….

VIEW  VIDEO:

NO TO MADONNA….

MADONNA IS STILL THE “DOG” THAT I CAN’T STAND  because Cindy (a gray haired ’criminal’ employed on the 4th floor in the Denver Public Library) keeps trying to “force me” (COERCE ME ) to give my studio to Madonna.  I will NEVER, NEVER let Madonna own my studio.  I will send Madonna to PRISON for a year and a day for racketeering and extortion.  Lourdes is a “dirty Spanish Dog”….P.S. There will be “no studio”.  I’ve decided that there will be NO “Renee Baker Studios”.   I’ve decided not to “operate” Renee Baker Studios.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT take/accept any “jobs” either.  And –NO to Gail/Gale.  (Gail Hurd will “go to prison” and Gail Katz will “go to prison”).

YES TO BOSTON:  I will be moving to Boston Massachusettes.  Senator Edward M Kennedy is paying for my ticket (one way) from Denver to Boston.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to GET Boston Real Estate NOT MONEY…..

To: Jim Davis (FBI) and Troy Eid (U.S. Justice Department):

THERE WILL BE NO BOOKS, NO MOVIES PRODUCED AND NO TV SHOWS….

View RBS CINEMA First Film/Video Contest:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=238772256

special thanks: Chanel boot photo by Bun Bun in Wonderland on Flickr

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HISTORY MONDAY: OJT

September 8, 2008 by reneeabaker

 

  

 FROM GOVERNOR’S MANSION TO THE “WHITE  HOUSE”  ?

         When pitbulls fly…. 

 

                         

(above, former governors Carter, Reagan and Clinton)

above Pitbull ( Er–I mean–Palin )

PLUS…

How does she travel ?

                                                       

Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said, “No private jets”.  So….when Sarah travels she may travel First Class V.I.P. or she may just “go online” like everybody else….Here are some travel friendly “travel sites” online that you may wish to explore.

1.  CorporateTravelSafety.com

2.  Smythson.com

3.  Megellans.com

4.  Flight001.com 

5.  Patagonia.com   OR….perhaps my travel agent which is:

6.  Fisher’s Travel  in NYC (specializing in luxury/jet set travel)….

PLUS…

Let’s not forget the Pitbull’s (I mean Palin’s) boss….

Presidential Candidate John McCain….

plus….

re BOSTON:   I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO BOSTON MASSACHUSETTES

View My Tripod: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 special thanks: “Luggage” by nhanusek on Flickr

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